Prompt: “She sits on me, licks my face, and purrs affectionately as I massage her neck.”

It’s been four years since I adopted Yasu. Like a white fluffy snowball she sits on me, licks my face, and purrs affectionately as I massage her neck. Thinking back, I can hardly believe how I became who I am today. I don’t regret it, but I don’t think if I knew what life would be like afterwards, I would have chosen what I did.

Prompt: “I found out her name was Olive; which was fitting because she was bitter and had a bit of a kick to her. I have learned my lesson since, and try to eat people no older than 40.”

The last person I ate had a very distinct taste. I found out her name was Olive, which was fitting because she was bitter and had a bit of a kick to her. I have learned my lesson since, and try to eat people no older than 40. She had lived alone without frequent social interactions, which why I had chosen her as my most recent nourishment. She wouldn’t be missed, except by her four cats, which I’d take care of in her absence.

Prompt “Quick, hide the giraffe!”

Part 2 (I suggest reading Part 1 first)

Never in my life did I imagine sneaking into a zoo at night with a bunch of lemurs – and the craziest part was that they were humans.

The head lemur turned out to be the security guard, so he was familiar enough with the security systems to get us in through the back. Now we stood inside the zoo once again – the same zoo that I had inspected an hour ago and thought everything was in order.

Prompt: “1. 6. 7. 6. 0. Enter. Down. Ente- Wait, what? As I was about to clock in to my favourite job at the Bombay, I saw a thick flake of skin near the keyboard. When I looked to my right, I noticed Rohan had a chunk missing on his cheek only to reveal lizard scales…”

1. 6. 7. 6. 0. Enter. Down. Ente- Wait, what? As I was about to clock in to my favourite job at the Bombay, I saw a thick flake of skin near the keyboard. When I looked to my right, I noticed Rohan had a chunk missing on his cheek only to reveal lizard scales.

I gave a cry of alarm and stumbled backwards, crashing into my coworker Olaf, who also had a line of scales running down one arm.